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Funny Signs We Have
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." |
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In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." |
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On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels |
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On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." |
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On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." |
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On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak." |
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At a Tire Store "Invite us to your next blowout." |
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On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." |
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In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." |
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On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." |
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At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." |
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On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." |
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On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" |
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At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." |
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Outside a Car Exhaust Store: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." |
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In a Vets waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" |
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In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up." |
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." |
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Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" |
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And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak." |
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