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"
The
President continues to surprise people, so I am not surprised to
be surprised. " |
" President Bush is due to address the nation in approximately 20 minutes precisely. " - Peter Jennings,ABC News |
"
Mobile
launchers are more difficult to detect because they move around,
unlike fixed launchers. " - from Lowell McCulley (Nashua, NH, USA) |
"
Continuous
coverage of the war in the Persian Gulf will resume in
a moment. " - Tom Brokaw, NBC News - from Jeff E. Nelson (Nashua, NH, USA) |
"
We
have good reason to believe he was stabbed. There was a sharp
object sticking out of his
chest ". - from Jim Reisert (Hudson, MA, USA) |
"
The
City of Rochester (Michigan) is considering a ban on smoking at the
park because people are leaving their butts on the
beach. " |
"
Men
between the ages of 18 and 25 must register for the draft on their
18th birthday. " |
"
This
door must not be opened under any circumstances. " |
"
We
have to expect it, otherwise we would be
surprised. " |
"
Yo-Yo
Ma and Bobby McFerrin together again for the
first time. " -
Ellen
Kushner
on
"Caravan", WGBH
radio,
Boston |
"
It
is mandatory that tenderers provide proof that the
specified performance requirements are likely to be achieved by
the proposed system. " - from Kass Antanaitis (Canberra, Australia) |
"
President
Union will address the nation on the state of
the Bush. " |
"
Although
some functional managers had heard of RISC, virtually none had
heard of RISC " |
"
Sir
James Spicer...has officially opened a lavatory at the Piddle Valley
First School near Dorchester. " |
"
Tensions
in Latvia...are tense... " |
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer:
"I would
not live forever, because we should
not live forever, because
if
we were supposed to live forever, then
we would live
forever, but
we cannot live forever, which is why I would not
live
forever," |
"
Whenever
I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I
can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not
with all those flies and death and stuff. " |
"
Smoking
kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your
life. " |
"
I've
never had major knee surgery on any other part of
my body, " |
"
Outside
of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in
the country, " |
"
I'm
not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are
the president. " |
"
That
lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and
I'm just the one to do it. " |
"
I
don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them.
There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and
the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves. " |
"
Half
this game is ninety percent mental. " |
"
It
isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it. " This
has been attributed
to: |
"
I
love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. " |
"
It's
no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way
or another. " |
"
We've
got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do
we need? " |
"
I
was provided with additional input that was radically different from
the truth. I assisted in furthering that version. " |
"
The
word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein. " |
"
We
don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
people. " |
"
If
we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. " -- Unknown. This
has been attributed
to: |
"
We
are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may
not occur. " -- Al Gore, VP |
"
Traditionally,
most of Australia's imports come
from overseas. " -- Keppel Enderbery |
" Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You
may reapply if
there is a change in your
circumstances. " |
"
If
somebody has a bad heart,
they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will
monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning,
when they wake up dead, there'll be a
record. " |