Law of Mechanical Repair
After
your hands become
coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch and you'll have to
pee. |
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Law
of Gravity
Any
tool when dropped will roll to the least accessible corner |
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Law
of Probability
The
probability of being
watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
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Law
of Random Numbers
If
you dial a wrong
number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
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Law
of the Alibi
If you
tell the boss you
were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning
you will have a flat tire.
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Variation
Law
If
you change traffic
lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you
are in now (works every time).
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Law
of the Bath
When
the body is fully
immersed in water, the telephone rings. |
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Law
of
Close Encounters
The
probability of
meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with. |
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Law
of
the
Result
When
you try to prove to
someone that a machine
won't work, it will. |
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Law
of
Biomechanics
The
severity of the itch
is inversely proportional to the reach. |
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Law
of the Theatre
At
any event, the people
whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last. |
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The
Starbucks Law
As
soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which
will last until the coffee is cold. |
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Murphy's
Law of Lockers
If
there are only two
people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
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Law
of
Physical Surfaces
The
chances of an
open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are
directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
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Brown's
Law of Physical
Appearance
If
the shoe fits, it's
ugly. |
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Wilson
's Law of
Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you
really like, they will stop making it.
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Doctors'
Law
If
you don't feel well,
make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there
you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick. |
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Law
of
Logical Argument
Anything
is
possible
if
you
don't
know what you are talking about. |
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