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Dear Abby has been one of the most popular
newspaper columns for years!  But there were
a few questions that not even the wonderful
Abby would touch.

Dear Abby,

 A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym
teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two
women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave
their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby
I'm carrying is his.

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Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for
two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half
the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted
with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a
good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

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Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every
week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one
night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him
to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor.
Now what do I do?


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