If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can
he still
hear his Walkman?
If athletes get
athlete's foot, do astronauts get
mistletoe?
If Barbie's so
popular, why do you have to buy all
her friends?
If blind people wear
dark glasses, why don't deaf
people wear earmuffs?
If cats and dogs
didn't have fur would we still pet
them?
If peanut butter
cookies are made from peanut
butter, then what
are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
If space is a
vacuum, who changes the bags?
If swimming is good
for your shape, then why do the
whales look the way
they do?
If tin whistles are
made out of tin, what do they
make fog horns out
of?
If white wine goes
with fish, do white grapes go
with sushi?
If you can't drink
and drive, why do bars have
parking lots?
If you jog
backwards, will you gain weight?
If you take an
Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does
he become disoriented?
Why do the signs
that say "Slow Children" have a
picture of a running
child?
Why do they call it
"chili" if it's hot?
Why do we sing "Take
me out to the ball game, when
we are already there?
Why is the time of
day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?
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