People say some funny things and attorney's
are certainly not exempt. Here are things people actually
said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court
reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges
were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first
thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I,
ATTORNEY: And why did that
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
ATTORNEY: What gear were
you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and
myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
ATTORNEY: And in what ways
does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an
example of something you forgot