“Your fences need to be
horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.”
“Keep skunks and bankers
at a distance.”
“Life is simpler when you
plow around the stump.”
“A bumble bee is
considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.”
“Words that soak into
your ears are whispered…....not yelled.”
“Meanness don't just
happen overnight.”
“Forgive your enemies; it
messes up their heads.”
“Do not corner something
that you know is meaner than you.”
“It don't take a very big
person to carry a grudge.”
“You cannot unsay a cruel
word.”
“Every path has a few
puddles.”
“When you wallow with
pigs, expect to get dirty.”
“The best sermons are
lived, not preached.”
“Most of the stuff people
worry about, ain't never gonna happen
anyway.”
“Don't judge folks by
their relatives.
“Remember that silence is
sometimes the best answer.”
“Live a good and
honorable life, then when you get older and think
back, you'll enjoy it a
second time.”
“Don't interfere with
somethin' that ain't bothering you none.”
“Timing has a lot to do
with the outcome of a rain dance.”
“If you find yourself in
a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.”
“Sometimes you get, and
sometimes you get got.
“The biggest troublemaker
you'll probably ever have to deal with,
watches you from the
mirror every mornin'.”
“Always drink upstream
from the herd.”
“Good judgment comes from
experience, and a lotta that comes from
bad judgment.”
“Lettin' the cat outta
the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.”
“If you get to thinkin'
you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog
around.”
“Live simply, love
generously, care deeply, Speak kindly, and leave the
rest to God.”
“Don't pick a fight with
an old man. If he is too old to fight,
he'll just kill you.”
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