THE LAWS OF LIFE
We all know that Murphy’s Law is in full force and an effect in our daily lives. But Murphy isn’t the only one with laws that we have to deal with everyday! Here are a few that you just may have run across.
Murphy’s Law - Anything that can go wrong, will.
Roos’ Law - if there’s a harder way of doing something, someone will find it.
Coolidge’s Law - Anytime you don’t want anything, you get it.
Ettore’s Law - The other line moves faster. (You can almost lay money on this one!)
Peter’s Law - The unexpected always happens.
Ade’s Law - Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
Maier’s Law - If facts do not conform to theory, they must be disposed of.
Berra’s Law - You can observe a lot just by watching
Clopton’s Law - For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.
Runyon’s Law - The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that’s the way to bet.
Coolidge’s 2nd Law - A lost article invariably shows up after you replace it.
Coughlin’s Law - Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence.
Gomez’ Law - If you don’t throw it, they can’t hit it.
Lec’s Immutable Law - the first requisite for immortality is death.
Levenson’s Law - No matter how well a toupee blends in back, it always look like hell in front.
Ms. Peter’s Law - Today if you’re not confused you’re just not thinking clearly.
Barnum’s Law - You can fool most of the people - most of the time.
Pope’s Law - All looks yellow to a jaundiced eye.
Truman’s Law - If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Tuchman’s Law - If power corrupts, weakness in the seat of power, with its constant necessity of deals and bribes and compromising arrangements, corrupts even more.
Gates’ Law - If there isn’t a law, there will be.
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