Funny Signs That You May Have Seen Around!
“Entrance Only, Do Not Enter!”
At a Burger King:
“Now Hiring Losers.”
At a railroad station:
“Beware! To touch these wires is instant death.
Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.”
At a safari park:
“Elephants Please stay in our car!”
On the door of a photographer’s office:
“Out to lunch: if not back by five, out for dinner also.”
In an office:
“Would the person who took the step ladder please return it,
or further steps will be taken.”
In a store:
“Bargain Basement Upstairs”
In the newspaper:
“Auction Sunday- New and used food”
Next to a traffic light:
“This light never turns green.”
At a McDonalds:
“Drive-thru parking only”
And Just When You Think You've Seen It All...MORE Silly Laws!Winchester, MA:Tightrope walking is illegal here unless you are in church.
Carmel, CA: It’s against the law for a woman to take a bath in a business office.
Lubbock, TX: It’s illegal to sleep in a garbage can.
Los Angeles, CA: It’s against the law to bathe two babies at the same time in the same tub.
Roanoke, VA: It’s illegal to advertise on tombstones.
South Bend, IN: It’s against the law to make a monkey smoke.
Oxford, OH: A woman may not remove her clothing while standing in front of a picture of a man.
Tennessee: It’s illegal to drive a care while you are asleep.
Wisconsin: It’s against the law to feed margarine instead of real butter to prisoners.
California: It’s illegal to peel an orange in your hotel room.
South Dakota: Don’t fall asleep in a cheese factory, or you could be arrested.
Garfield County, MT: It’s illegal to draw funny faces on window shades.
Kentucky: Anyone who comes face to face with a cow on the road, must remove their hat.
Hartford, CN: It’s illegal to walk across the street on your hands.
Hawaii: It’s illegal to put coins in your ears.
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